Do you have left 4 dead 2? please answer yes or no or something?

if you do please say it and add me it is:papercut FA1nt but i probably wont be the only one playing it because it is my dads account and i,m not the only one who plays it my dad and sisters play it.so please add me and play with me live i like being the zombies but i still play the humans but dont steal nick or ellis because i like being nick and ellis and i call rochelle roach. (i dont like being coach because hes a fattie and doesnt like climbing stairs) and i dont like playing hard rain or swamp fever i prefer the parish and dead center but i,ll still play dark carnival