Wednesday, August 17, 2011

Condoms are a must-star if you like?

An American tourist goes on a trip to China. While in China, he is very ually promiscuous and does not use a condom all the time.week after arriving back home in the States, he wakes one morning to find his covered with bright green and purple bumps. Horrified, he immediately goes to see a doctor.The doctor, never having seen anything like it, orders some tests and tells the man to return in two days.The man returns in a couple of days and the doctor says: "I've got bad news for you. You've contracted Mongolian VD. It's very rare and almost unheard of here.We know very little about it". The man looks alittle perplexed and says: "Well, give me a shot or something and fix me up, doc". The doctor answers: "I'm sorry, there's no known cure.We're going to have to amputate your ". The man screams ! in horror, "Absolutely not! I want a second opinion".The doctor replies: "Well, it's your choice. Go ahead if you want, but surgery is your only choice".The next day, the man seeks

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